aiOS is an AI employee that runs your business and reports to your texts. It does the work itself: branded carousels, talking-head video, social posts, website builds, Meta Ads, and email, powered by Claude, ChatGPT, and 1200+ agentic skills in one subscription. Paste your URL at myaios.app and watch it start building for your brand in about 60 seconds. Free to start, no card required.

How does aiOS work with iMessage?

aiOS gives you a real phone number (+1 305 339 0512) you text like a person. Every agent (support, sales, content, ads, ops, and phone) is accessible from that single iMessage thread. Ask for a campaign, a customer report, or a refund decision and the right agent handles it. You also get email, Slack, WhatsApp, and web dashboard access with full memory parity across channels.

How much does aiOS cost?

aiOS starts free: try it with 5 messages and no signup, then a free account gives you about 15 dashboard chats a day, refreshed every morning, with an AI that remembers your business, no card required. Paid plans are Basic $20/mo, Plus $49/mo, Pro $100/mo, and Ultra $200/mo, each with a monthly usage allowance that rolls over, plus a custom Enterprise tier for larger teams. Paid is what puts your AI to work: posting, rendering, outreach, and iMessage. You get Claude and ChatGPT together plus the creative tools for less than buying each tool on its own, and there are never surprise bills: you confirm before ever passing your spend ceiling.

Is aiOS cheaper than paying for each AI tool separately?

Yes. A single $20/mo aiOS Basic plan costs the same as one chat subscription, but bundles Claude, ChatGPT, image generation, video generation, branded carousels, Meta Ads, and email together. You get more than a single chat subscription gives you, and you pay less than buying each tool on its own.

How long does setup take?

Paste your URL and aiOS scans your business, generates a competitive analysis, writes your first emails and ads, and spins up your agents in about 60 seconds. The full onboarding flow (workspace claim, Instagram analysis, integration connections, and first agent deployment) typically takes 5 to 10 minutes end to end.

Is my data private and secure?

Yes. aiOS is built on a Fort Knox security architecture: AES-256-GCM encryption on all PII at rest, versioned key rotation, PostgreSQL row-level security for tenant isolation, HIPAA-grade audit logs on every data access, and session freshness enforcement on sensitive endpoints. We never train on your data and never share it across tenants.

How is aiOS different from a general-purpose AI chatbot?

General-purpose AI chat gives you answers; aiOS hands back finished work. It already knows your business (brand, voice, products, audience), lives in the iMessage thread you have open anyway, and ships deliverables: branded carousels ready to post, live websites, running Meta Ads campaigns, rendered video, and sent email. One number, one memory, one subscription instead of a stack of tools.

What integrations does aiOS support?

aiOS connects natively to Gmail, Google Calendar, Outlook, Instagram, Facebook, LinkedIn, Notion, Slack, HubSpot, Shopify, Meta Ads, Stripe, Calendly, and more, plus iMessage, SMS, WhatsApp, and phone as conversational channels. White-label OAuth flows present as aiOS (not third-party branding) so your team experience stays clean.

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facebook.com

Daniel Tolson

aiOS

AI Roast · 60 sec

Daniel Tolson

facebook.com

Score0F·Critical

Roasted byaiOS·myaios.app

The roast

“A Facebook page isn't a website—it's where businesses go to die slowly.”

This is a personal Facebook page masquerading as a business presence. Zero conversion infrastructure, no H1, no forms, no buttons, no links—just 923KB of Zuckerberg's surveillance apparatus. You're paying rent on someone else's land and wondering why you're not closing deals.

5 things quietly costing you money. We counted.

Clarity0

Conversion0

Credibility0

Speed to value0

Mobile0

You don't own the platform
high
Facebook controls your reach, your data, your monetization, and can ban you tomorrow. Every follower here is a hostage, not an asset.
Zero conversion infrastructure
high
No forms, no buttons, no email capture, no booking link visible in the scraped HTML. You're generating attention and converting none of it into owned leads.
No H1, no SEO, no discoverability
high
Facebook pages don't rank. You're invisible to Google. Every piece of content you post here dies in the algorithm instead of compounding as SEO equity.
923KB of scripts, zero content
medium
The page is 193 tracking scripts and ad tech. A visitor gets surveillance, not value. Load time is abysmal for what amounts to a business card.
No credibility stack
high
Can't see testimonials, case studies, credentials, or proof points in the scraped content. Social proof is buried in comments instead of structured for conversion.

How we scored this

How we roasted your site

No black box. Here's exactly what we analyzed.

Homepage rendered

https://www.facebook.com/daniel.tolson.988

Headline + CTA copy

Above-the-fold value prop

Mobile responsive layout

Perceived speed to value

Industry positioning

healthcare

Model: Claude reads your page the way a first-time visitor wouldBenchmarked against: top converting healthcare sitesLimits: public data only, no auth

Ready to fix this?

Your site needs urgent triage.

aiOS will implement 5 fixes on your site for you. 74 points of upside, hands-off. Your entire AI team, one text away.

sales agent · your fix

You've built an audience but you're renting the stage. An aiOS sales agent would spin up a conversion-optimized landing page in 48 hours, pull your best social proof from Facebook comments, write the hero copy in your voice, and embed a booking calendar—all controlled from iMessage. You approve the page, we push it live, and suddenly every Facebook click becomes an owned lead instead of a Zuckerberg data point.

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Fix this on my site: Build an actual owned landing page
Fix this on my site: Install lead capture on every touchpoint
Fix this on my site: Repurpose top Facebook content as SEO assets

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