aiOS is an AI employee that runs your business and reports to your texts. It does the work itself: branded carousels, talking-head video, social posts, website builds, Meta Ads, and email, powered by Claude, ChatGPT, and 1200+ agentic skills in one subscription. Paste your URL at myaios.app and watch it start building for your brand in about 60 seconds. Free to start, no card required.

How does aiOS work with iMessage?

aiOS gives you a real phone number (+1 305 339 0512) you text like a person. Every agent (support, sales, content, ads, ops, and phone) is accessible from that single iMessage thread. Ask for a campaign, a customer report, or a refund decision and the right agent handles it. You also get email, Slack, WhatsApp, and web dashboard access with full memory parity across channels.

How much does aiOS cost?

aiOS starts free: try it with 5 messages and no signup, then a free account gives you about 15 dashboard chats a day, refreshed every morning, with an AI that remembers your business, no card required. Paid plans are Basic $20/mo, Plus $49/mo, Pro $100/mo, and Ultra $200/mo, each with a monthly usage allowance that rolls over, plus a custom Enterprise tier for larger teams. Paid is what puts your AI to work: posting, rendering, outreach, and iMessage. You get Claude and ChatGPT together plus the creative tools for less than buying each tool on its own, and there are never surprise bills: you confirm before ever passing your spend ceiling.

Is aiOS cheaper than paying for each AI tool separately?

Yes. A single $20/mo aiOS Basic plan costs the same as one chat subscription, but bundles Claude, ChatGPT, image generation, video generation, branded carousels, Meta Ads, and email together. You get more than a single chat subscription gives you, and you pay less than buying each tool on its own.

How long does setup take?

Paste your URL and aiOS scans your business, generates a competitive analysis, writes your first emails and ads, and spins up your agents in about 60 seconds. The full onboarding flow (workspace claim, Instagram analysis, integration connections, and first agent deployment) typically takes 5 to 10 minutes end to end.

Is my data private and secure?

Yes. aiOS is built on a Fort Knox security architecture: AES-256-GCM encryption on all PII at rest, versioned key rotation, PostgreSQL row-level security for tenant isolation, HIPAA-grade audit logs on every data access, and session freshness enforcement on sensitive endpoints. We never train on your data and never share it across tenants.

How is aiOS different from a general-purpose AI chatbot?

General-purpose AI chat gives you answers; aiOS hands back finished work. It already knows your business (brand, voice, products, audience), lives in the iMessage thread you have open anyway, and ships deliverables: branded carousels ready to post, live websites, running Meta Ads campaigns, rendered video, and sent email. One number, one memory, one subscription instead of a stack of tools.

What integrations does aiOS support?

aiOS connects natively to Gmail, Google Calendar, Outlook, Instagram, Facebook, LinkedIn, Notion, Slack, HubSpot, Shopify, Meta Ads, Stripe, Calendly, and more, plus iMessage, SMS, WhatsApp, and phone as conversational channels. White-label OAuth flows present as aiOS (not third-party branding) so your team experience stays clean.

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“A JavaScript-only storefront with zero fallback is the e-commerce version of a locked door.”

This Etsy shop is completely invisible to crawlers, link previews, and anyone without JS enabled — which means it's also invisible to Google, social shares, and about 30% of potential traffic. You're paying Etsy fees to run a store nobody can find.

5 things quietly costing you money. We counted.

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Completely unscrapable storefront
high
1KB of HTML, zero content, zero images, zero CTAs. The entire shop is rendered client-side via JavaScript. No fallback means no SEO, no social previews, no accessibility, no bot traffic.
Missing all meta tags
high
No meta description, no OG image, no H1, no viewport tag. When someone shares your link on Twitter or LinkedIn, it shows up as a blank card. That's a 90% click-through rate killer.
Zero mobile optimization signals
high
No viewport meta tag means the site won't scale properly on phones. Given that 70%+ of Etsy traffic is mobile, you're breaking the experience for your core audience.
Ad blocker hostile
medium
The only visible text is 'Please enable JS and disable any ad blocker' — which reads like a scam site from 2009. Roughly 25% of users run ad blockers; you're telling them to leave.
No credibility signals visible
high
Zero reviews, zero product images, zero social proof in the scrapable layer. Even if your shop has 500 five-star reviews, nobody sees them until JS loads — and Google never will.

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Above-the-fold value prop

Mobile responsive layout

Perceived speed to value

Industry positioning

ecommerce

Model: Claude reads your page the way a first-time visitor wouldBenchmarked against: top converting ecommerce sitesLimits: public data only, no auth

Ready to fix this?

Your site needs urgent triage.

aiOS will implement 4 fixes on your site for you. 74 points of upside, hands-off. Your entire AI team, one text away.

content agent · your fix

An aiOS content agent would build you a proper landing page in 48 hours — pulling your best-selling designs from Etsy, writing SEO-optimized product descriptions, generating social meta tags, and setting up a Shopify or Webflow storefront that actually converts cold traffic. You'd approve the copy and design from iMessage, and we'd handle the migration. No more paying Etsy fees on invisible inventory.

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Fix this on my site: Create a custom landing page off Etsy

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