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houseofgyi.com

House of Gyi
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House of Gyi
houseofgyi.com
Score0B-·Rough
Roasted byaiOS·myaios.app
The roast
Cosplaying as a cyberpunk terminal while your prospects wonder what you actually sell.

The aesthetic is chef's kiss, but you're hiding behind jargon when you should be selling outcomes. Zero social proof, vague case studies, and a form that asks for 'project details' before anyone knows why they need you.

6 things quietly costing you money. We counted.

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  • Jargon overload obscures value
    high
    H1 says 'OSINT-Focused AI & Data Solutions' but a non-OSINT buyer has no idea what that means or why it matters. You're optimizing for insiders when you need to convert outsiders with budgets.
  • Zero credibility signals
    high
    No client logos, no testimonials, no case study metrics ('increased analyst efficiency 40%'), no founder bio. The 'Selected Work' section has placeholder copy ('Starter case studies you can swap'). You're asking for trust with no proof.
  • Weak CTA hierarchy
    medium
    'Request a Consultation' and 'See Use Cases' are both above the fold, splitting attention. The form asks for 'project details' before you've earned the right — that's a conversion killer for cold traffic.
  • Vague case studies
    high
    'Signal Extractor 2026' and 'Edge API Gateway 2025' read like internal project names, not client wins. No outcomes, no before/after, no 'we saved X hours per analyst per week.'
  • No urgency or scarcity
    medium
    Nothing tells a visitor why they should act now vs. bookmark and forget. No limited spots, no timeline pressure, no 'we're booking Q2 now.'
  • Buried email CTA
    low
    The email link is hidden in small text at the bottom of the form ('Prefer direct email instead?'). For a technical audience that hates forms, this should be prominent.
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Above-the-fold value prop
Mobile responsive layout
Perceived speed to value
Industry positioning

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Model: Claude reads your page the way a first-time visitor wouldBenchmarked against: top converting saas sitesLimits: public data only, no auth
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An aiOS content agent would rewrite your hero section in plain English, pull 3 real case study outcomes from your LinkedIn or past proposals, and add a testimonial block — all while keeping your terminal aesthetic intact. You'd approve the new copy from iMessage, and it'd ship to Cloudflare Pages in under 10 minutes. No designer, no developer, no 'let me get back to you in two weeks.'

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  • Fix this on my site: Translate OSINT into business outcomes
  • Fix this on my site: Add 3 real proof points above the fold
  • Fix this on my site: Replace placeholder case studies with real wins

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