aiOS is an AI employee that runs your business and reports to your texts. It does the work itself: branded carousels, talking-head video, social posts, website builds, Meta Ads, and email, powered by Claude, ChatGPT, and 1200+ agentic skills in one subscription. Paste your URL at myaios.app and watch it start building for your brand in about 60 seconds. Free to start, no card required.

How does aiOS work with iMessage?

aiOS gives you a real phone number (+1 305 339 0512) you text like a person. Every agent (support, sales, content, ads, ops, and phone) is accessible from that single iMessage thread. Ask for a campaign, a customer report, or a refund decision and the right agent handles it. You also get email, Slack, WhatsApp, and web dashboard access with full memory parity across channels.

How much does aiOS cost?

aiOS starts free: try it with 5 messages and no signup, then a free account gives you about 15 dashboard chats a day, refreshed every morning, with an AI that remembers your business, no card required. Paid plans are Basic $20/mo, Plus $49/mo, Pro $100/mo, and Ultra $200/mo, each with a monthly usage allowance that rolls over, plus a custom Enterprise tier for larger teams. Paid is what puts your AI to work: posting, rendering, outreach, and iMessage. You get Claude and ChatGPT together plus the creative tools for less than buying each tool on its own, and there are never surprise bills: you confirm before ever passing your spend ceiling.

Is aiOS cheaper than paying for each AI tool separately?

Yes. A single $20/mo aiOS Basic plan costs the same as one chat subscription, but bundles Claude, ChatGPT, image generation, video generation, branded carousels, Meta Ads, and email together. You get more than a single chat subscription gives you, and you pay less than buying each tool on its own.

How long does setup take?

Paste your URL and aiOS scans your business, generates a competitive analysis, writes your first emails and ads, and spins up your agents in about 60 seconds. The full onboarding flow (workspace claim, Instagram analysis, integration connections, and first agent deployment) typically takes 5 to 10 minutes end to end.

Is my data private and secure?

Yes. aiOS is built on a Fort Knox security architecture: AES-256-GCM encryption on all PII at rest, versioned key rotation, PostgreSQL row-level security for tenant isolation, HIPAA-grade audit logs on every data access, and session freshness enforcement on sensitive endpoints. We never train on your data and never share it across tenants.

How is aiOS different from a general-purpose AI chatbot?

General-purpose AI chat gives you answers; aiOS hands back finished work. It already knows your business (brand, voice, products, audience), lives in the iMessage thread you have open anyway, and ships deliverables: branded carousels ready to post, live websites, running Meta Ads campaigns, rendered video, and sent email. One number, one memory, one subscription instead of a stack of tools.

What integrations does aiOS support?

aiOS connects natively to Gmail, Google Calendar, Outlook, Instagram, Facebook, LinkedIn, Notion, Slack, HubSpot, Shopify, Meta Ads, Stripe, Calendly, and more, plus iMessage, SMS, WhatsApp, and phone as conversational channels. White-label OAuth flows present as aiOS (not third-party branding) so your team experience stays clean.

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donjon.agency

Donjon Intelligence Systems

aiOS

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Donjon Intelligence Systems

donjon.agency

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Roasted byaiOS·myaios.app

The roast

“Built 32 tech logos into a hero section but forgot to tell me what you actually do.”

You've got the credibility of a real engineer and CTAs everywhere, but your visitor has no idea what problem you solve until paragraph three. The tech stack carousel is a flex that costs you money.

6 things quietly costing you money. We counted.

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Headline says nothing about the outcome
high
'Agent Workers Built to Last' is a feature masquerading as a benefit. A Tulsa HVAC company owner has no idea what an 'agent worker' is or why it should last. You bury the actual value prop ('save time, close more deals, run smoother operations') in the subhead where 60% of visitors never read.
Tech stack carousel is engineer porn, not buyer value
high
The infinite scroll of 32+ logos (OpenClaw, Letta, Ollama, Cursor, Warp, Docker, Redis, Supabase...) is a credibility signal to other engineers but means nothing to your ICP. A $200K/year landscaping business doesn't care that you use Neon Postgres. They care that their estimator stops forgetting follow-ups.
No proof of actual results
high
Zero case studies, no 'we saved X hours for Y business', no testimonials, no before/after. You claim '3 Years Building Agent Systems' but show no evidence of a single successful deployment. For a $20K+ service sale, that's a deal-killer.
Donjon metaphor requires a dictionary
medium
The castle tower etymology is clever if you're a medieval history nerd, but it adds cognitive load. 'Build a donjon for your business' forces the visitor to translate instead of just understanding. Metaphors should clarify, not obscure.
No lead magnet or low-friction entry
medium
Every CTA is 'Schedule Consultation' or 'Book a Call' — a 30–60 min commitment. No audit, no free assessment, no 'see if AI can save you 10 hours this week' calculator. You're asking for marriage on the first date.
640KB HTML with 141 scripts is a performance liability
medium
That's a bloated page. If this is the 'production stack' you're selling, the irony is painful. A local SMB on rural Oklahoma internet is going to wait 4+ seconds for this to paint.

How we scored this

How we roasted your site

No black box. Here's exactly what we analyzed.

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Headline + CTA copy

Above-the-fold value prop

Mobile responsive layout

Perceived speed to value

Industry positioning

professional_services

Model: Claude reads your page the way a first-time visitor wouldBenchmarked against: top converting professional_services sitesLimits: public data only, no auth

Ready to fix this?

Your site is bleeding conversions right now.

aiOS will implement 5 fixes on your site for you. 34 points of upside, hands-off. Your entire AI team, one text away.

content agent · your fix

An aiOS content agent would rewrite your hero to lead with outcome over architecture, pull the 3 best client wins from your LinkedIn or internal notes, and generate the missing case study section — all while you approve edits from iMessage between service calls. You'd ship a conversion-optimized page in 48 hours instead of spending another month 'when you have time to write copy.'

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Then just text Gen to ship it

Fix this on my site: Rewrite the H1 to lead with the outcome, not the tool
Fix this on my site: Replace the tech stack carousel with a single client win
Fix this on my site: Add a case study section above the fold

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