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@christiegoodman

Christie Goodman

3.5kfollowers

368posts

149.24%engagement

1-2x per weekcadence

aiOS

AI Roast · 60 sec

Christie Goodman

@christiegoodman

Score0C+·Rough

Roasted byaiOS·myaios.app

The roast

“Pomegranates won't pay your bills—your viral cat video did more than your bio.”

You've got insane engagement and authentic skating content, but your bio screams 'hobby account' when you could be monetizing a loyal 3.5k community that actually watches your stuff.

I nominateandto get roasted

Scorecard

Positioning0

Hook strength0

Grid cohesion0

Cadence0

Engagement0

Content mix (recent)

image1

video7

carousel_album4

What works

Engagement is off the charts
149% engagement rate crushes micro-influencer benchmarks (4-7%). Your audience is deeply invested—they're not just scrolling, they're stopping.
Video-first strategy
7 of 12 recent posts are video. You understand the algorithm rewards motion, and your skating content has authentic energy that performs.
Grid cohesion is strong
Longboarding niche is clear from the feed. Sponsored tags (@loadedboards, @orangatangwheels) signal you're already brand-aligned, even if undermonetized.
Community-building captions
You tag friends, give credit to videographers, and write relatable copy ('my legs were cooked'). It's human, not corporate.

What's killing your reach

Bio is a positioning disaster
high
'Big fan of pomegranates' tells me nothing. Are you a skater? A creator? A brand ambassador? Sponsors see this and scroll. You need a one-liner that says 'longboard creator helping adult beginners shred' or similar.
Hook inconsistency
medium
Top post opens with 'I will never get over this 🥹' (viral cat video, not even your niche). Post 2 has a real hook ('Have fun, stay curious…'), but most captions bury the value. You're leaving reach on the table.
No clear CTA or funnel
high
368 posts, 3.5k engaged followers, zero link in bio strategy visible. Where do people go after they love your content? Email list? Skate coaching? Affiliate gear? You're building an audience with no exit ramp to revenue.
Cadence is inconsistent
medium
1-2x per week won't feed the algorithm or keep you top-of-mind. You've got the content (skating runs, tricks, behind-the-scenes)—you just need to batch and schedule it.
Hashtag strategy is lazy
low
#fyp and #cute on a cat video won't help your skate content get discovered. You need niche tags (#longboarddancing, #skatelikeagirl, #loadedboards community tags) on every post.

How we roasted your profile

No black box. Here's exactly what we analyzed.

Public profile

@christiegoodman

Bio + positioning

Big fan of pomegranates @loadedboards @orangatangwheels …

Grid cohesion + hook strength

Last 12 posts analyzed

Engagement rate

14924.00% across recent posts

Posting cadence

1-2x per week

Content mix

IMAGE 100% · VIDEO 700% · CAROUSEL_ALBUM 400%

Model: Claude reads your profile the way a first-time visitor would. No auth, public data only.Benchmarked against: top creators in your nicheLimits: public data only, no auth

Exact fixes

1
Rewrite bio to position yourself
high impact
Try: 'Longboard creator | Helping adult beginners shred with confidence 🛹 | Sponsored by @loadedboards @orangatangwheels' — instantly clear who you serve and why brands care.
2
Lead every caption with a hook
high impact
Replace 'My legs were cooked…' with 'This downhill run almost broke me—here's what I learned.' First 5 words determine if someone stops scrolling. Make them count.
3
Add a link-in-bio funnel
high impact
Create a simple landing page (Beacons, Stan Store, Linktree) with: gear recs (affiliate), beginner skate tips (lead magnet), and a way to book you for brand collabs. Monetize the attention you already have.
4
Batch content to 3-4x per week
medium impact
You film runs and events—chop one session into 3-4 clips (trick close-up, full run, blooper). Schedule them across the week. Consistency beats perfection.
5
Swap generic hashtags for niche discovery tags
medium impact
Drop #fyp. Add #longboarddancing, #skatelikeagirl, #loadedambassador, #girlswhoshred. Tag the communities that will actually follow and engage.

Ready to fix this?

Your profile is bleeding conversions right now.

aiOS will implement 5 fixes on your Instagram for you. 30 points of upside, hands-off. Your entire AI team, one text away.

How aiOS fixes this

An aiOS digital employee would turn your skate footage into 12 ready-to-post captions per month—each opening with a scroll-stopping hook, tagged with niche hashtags, and scheduled at your audience's peak engagement windows. You'd approve the batch in iMessage while you're waxing your board, and it'd auto-reply to DMs asking about your setup with a link to your gear affiliate page. No VA to manage, no agency retainer—just you, your skating, and an AI that handles the content grind so you can focus on landing tricks and closing brand deals.

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Then just text Gen to ship it

Fix this on my profile: Rewrite bio to position yourself
Fix this on my profile: Lead every caption with a hook
Fix this on my profile: Add a link-in-bio funnel

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