aiOS is an AI employee that runs your business and reports to your texts. It does the work itself: branded carousels, talking-head video, social posts, website builds, Meta Ads, and email, powered by Claude, ChatGPT, and 1200+ agentic skills in one subscription. Paste your URL at myaios.app and watch it start building for your brand in about 60 seconds. Free to start, no card required.

How does aiOS work with iMessage?

aiOS gives you a real phone number (+1 305 339 0512) you text like a person. Every agent (support, sales, content, ads, ops, and phone) is accessible from that single iMessage thread. Ask for a campaign, a customer report, or a refund decision and the right agent handles it. You also get email, Slack, WhatsApp, and web dashboard access with full memory parity across channels.

How much does aiOS cost?

aiOS starts free: try it with 5 messages and no signup, then a free account gives you about 15 dashboard chats a day, refreshed every morning, with an AI that remembers your business, no card required. Paid plans are Basic $20/mo, Plus $49/mo, Pro $100/mo, and Ultra $200/mo, each with a monthly usage allowance that rolls over, plus a custom Enterprise tier for larger teams. Paid is what puts your AI to work: posting, rendering, outreach, and iMessage. You get Claude and ChatGPT together plus the creative tools for less than buying each tool on its own, and there are never surprise bills: you confirm before ever passing your spend ceiling.

Is aiOS cheaper than paying for each AI tool separately?

Yes. A single $20/mo aiOS Basic plan costs the same as one chat subscription, but bundles Claude, ChatGPT, image generation, video generation, branded carousels, Meta Ads, and email together. You get more than a single chat subscription gives you, and you pay less than buying each tool on its own.

How long does setup take?

Paste your URL and aiOS scans your business, generates a competitive analysis, writes your first emails and ads, and spins up your agents in about 60 seconds. The full onboarding flow (workspace claim, Instagram analysis, integration connections, and first agent deployment) typically takes 5 to 10 minutes end to end.

Is my data private and secure?

Yes. aiOS is built on a Fort Knox security architecture: AES-256-GCM encryption on all PII at rest, versioned key rotation, PostgreSQL row-level security for tenant isolation, HIPAA-grade audit logs on every data access, and session freshness enforcement on sensitive endpoints. We never train on your data and never share it across tenants.

How is aiOS different from a general-purpose AI chatbot?

General-purpose AI chat gives you answers; aiOS hands back finished work. It already knows your business (brand, voice, products, audience), lives in the iMessage thread you have open anyway, and ships deliverables: branded carousels ready to post, live websites, running Meta Ads campaigns, rendered video, and sent email. One number, one memory, one subscription instead of a stack of tools.

What integrations does aiOS support?

aiOS connects natively to Gmail, Google Calendar, Outlook, Instagram, Facebook, LinkedIn, Notion, Slack, HubSpot, Shopify, Meta Ads, Stripe, Calendly, and more, plus iMessage, SMS, WhatsApp, and phone as conversational channels. White-label OAuth flows present as aiOS (not third-party branding) so your team experience stays clean.

Instagram Roasted

@ihatetables

Chad

1.5kfollowers

201posts

11.81%engagement

unknowncadence

aiOS

AI Roast · 60 sec

Chad

@ihatetables

Score0F·Critical

Roasted byaiOS·myaios.app

The roast

“11% engagement but zero clue what you actually do—vibes aren't a business model”

You've built a loyal micro-audience that loves your aesthetic, but your profile is a ghost town for anyone trying to figure out who you are, what you offer, or why they should follow. You're leaving money and growth on the table because positioning is nonexistent.

I nominateandto get roasted

Scorecard

Positioning0

Hook strength0

Grid cohesion0

Cadence0

Engagement0

Content mix (recent)

image8

video1

carousel_album3

What works

Engagement is elite
11.81% is nearly double the healthy micro-influencer benchmark. Your current followers are genuinely engaged and interacting—proof you have audience-building instincts.
Visual consistency
The aesthetic is clean and cohesive. People scrolling your grid get a vibe immediately, which is half the battle for stopping thumbs.
Brevity in captions
Short captions like 'Steez' and 'Big AURA;Small Ego' work for your audience. You're not overwriting, which keeps the focus on visuals.

What's killing your reach

Zero positioning clarity
high
Name is 'Chad,' bio is a tagged account with no context. A stranger has no idea if you're a photographer, a lifestyle creator, a healer, or a meme page. You're invisible to discovery.
Captions are vibes, not hooks
high
Top posts open with one-word captions ('Steez,' 'Grrr,' 'blue and green'). These work for existing fans but do nothing to stop new scrollers or spark curiosity. No storytelling, no value, no reason to save or share.
No posting cadence data
medium
Sample too sparse to judge consistency. If you're posting irregularly, the algorithm is punishing you. If you're posting daily but data is missing, you're still not optimizing timing or format mix.
Content mix is image-heavy
medium
8 images, 1 video, 3 carousels in top posts. Reels and carousels drive discovery; static images keep you in the friend zone with current followers. You're not leveraging Instagram's reach formats.
No call-to-action or monetization signal
high
Nothing in captions or bio tells people what to do next—DM, click link, book, buy. You're building an audience with no funnel.

How we roasted your profile

No black box. Here's exactly what we analyzed.

Public profile

@ihatetables

Bio + positioning

@houseofhealingoc

Grid cohesion + hook strength

Last 12 posts analyzed

Engagement rate

1181.00% across recent posts

Posting cadence

unknown

Content mix

IMAGE 800% · VIDEO 100% · CAROUSEL_ALBUM 300%

Model: Claude reads your profile the way a first-time visitor would. No auth, public data only.Benchmarked against: top creators in your nicheLimits: public data only, no auth

Exact fixes

1
Rewrite bio to '[What you do] for [who] | [Outcome/proof]'
high impact
Example: 'Holistic healing & energy work for high performers | @houseofhealingoc founder.' Make it scannable in 3 seconds. Add a link if you sell anything.
2
Open captions with a one-line hook or question
high impact
Instead of 'Steez,' try 'Ever notice how the best days start with zero plans?' or 'This spot rewired my nervous system in 10 minutes.' Give people a reason to read the next line.
3
Shift to 60% Reels, 30% carousels, 10% images
high impact
Reels get 3-5x the reach of static posts. Carousels boost saves. Images are for brand moments only. Test short-form video with your aesthetic—nature walks, healing tips, behind-the-scenes.
4
Add a CTA to every 3rd post
medium impact
'DM me HEAL for my free guide,' 'Save this if you needed the reminder,' 'Tag someone who needs this energy.' Train your audience to take action, not just double-tap.
5
Post on a visible schedule (3-5x/week minimum)
medium impact
If cadence is unknown, you're likely inconsistent. Pick 3 days, batch content, and show up. The algorithm rewards reliability.

Ready to fix this?

Your profile needs urgent triage.

aiOS will implement 5 fixes on your Instagram for you. 54 points of upside, hands-off. Your entire AI team, one text away.

How aiOS fixes this

An aiOS digital employee would turn your aesthetic into a growth engine—writing 30 caption hooks in your voice (no more 'Steez' dead-ends), scheduling Reels at your audience's peak times, and auto-replying to DMs with a lead qualifier so you never miss a booking. You'd approve everything in iMessage while you're shooting content, and your profile would finally convert curiosity into clients.

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Then just text Gen to ship it

Fix this on my profile: Rewrite bio to '[What you do] for [who] | [Outcome/proof]'
Fix this on my profile: Open captions with a one-line hook or question
Fix this on my profile: Shift to 60% Reels, 30% carousels, 10% images

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