aiOS is an AI employee that runs your business and reports to your texts. It does the work itself: branded carousels, talking-head video, social posts, website builds, Meta Ads, and email, powered by Claude, ChatGPT, and 1200+ agentic skills in one subscription. Paste your URL at myaios.app and watch it start building for your brand in about 60 seconds. Free to start, no card required.

How does aiOS work with iMessage?

aiOS gives you a real phone number (+1 305 339 0512) you text like a person. Every agent (support, sales, content, ads, ops, and phone) is accessible from that single iMessage thread. Ask for a campaign, a customer report, or a refund decision and the right agent handles it. You also get email, Slack, WhatsApp, and web dashboard access with full memory parity across channels.

How much does aiOS cost?

aiOS starts free: try it with 5 messages and no signup, then a free account gives you about 15 dashboard chats a day, refreshed every morning, with an AI that remembers your business, no card required. Paid plans are Basic $20/mo, Plus $49/mo, Pro $100/mo, and Ultra $200/mo, each with a monthly usage allowance that rolls over, plus a custom Enterprise tier for larger teams. Paid is what puts your AI to work: posting, rendering, outreach, and iMessage. You get Claude and ChatGPT together plus the creative tools for less than buying each tool on its own, and there are never surprise bills: you confirm before ever passing your spend ceiling.

Is aiOS cheaper than paying for each AI tool separately?

Yes. A single $20/mo aiOS Basic plan costs the same as one chat subscription, but bundles Claude, ChatGPT, image generation, video generation, branded carousels, Meta Ads, and email together. You get more than a single chat subscription gives you, and you pay less than buying each tool on its own.

How long does setup take?

Paste your URL and aiOS scans your business, generates a competitive analysis, writes your first emails and ads, and spins up your agents in about 60 seconds. The full onboarding flow (workspace claim, Instagram analysis, integration connections, and first agent deployment) typically takes 5 to 10 minutes end to end.

Is my data private and secure?

Yes. aiOS is built on a Fort Knox security architecture: AES-256-GCM encryption on all PII at rest, versioned key rotation, PostgreSQL row-level security for tenant isolation, HIPAA-grade audit logs on every data access, and session freshness enforcement on sensitive endpoints. We never train on your data and never share it across tenants.

How is aiOS different from a general-purpose AI chatbot?

General-purpose AI chat gives you answers; aiOS hands back finished work. It already knows your business (brand, voice, products, audience), lives in the iMessage thread you have open anyway, and ships deliverables: branded carousels ready to post, live websites, running Meta Ads campaigns, rendered video, and sent email. One number, one memory, one subscription instead of a stack of tools.

What integrations does aiOS support?

aiOS connects natively to Gmail, Google Calendar, Outlook, Instagram, Facebook, LinkedIn, Notion, Slack, HubSpot, Shopify, Meta Ads, Stripe, Calendly, and more, plus iMessage, SMS, WhatsApp, and phone as conversational channels. White-label OAuth flows present as aiOS (not third-party branding) so your team experience stays clean.

Instagram Roasted

@garyvee

Gary Vay-Ner-Chuk

12Mfollowers

11kposts

1.11%engagement

dailycadence

aiOS

AI Roast · 60 sec

Gary Vay-Ner-Chuk

@garyvee

Score0B·Decent

Roasted byaiOS·myaios.app

The roast

“11M followers but your bio reads like a LinkedIn flex nobody asked for”

You're crushing volume and engagement for your size, but your bio is a résumé dump that does zero work converting lurkers into followers. The captions lean heavy on ellipses therapy-speak instead of sharp, quotable hooks.

I nominateandto get roasted

Scorecard

Positioning0

Hook strength0

Grid cohesion0

Cadence0

Engagement0

Content mix (recent)

image1

video8

carousel_album3

What works

Engagement rate is elite for scale
1.11% at 11.8M followers is legitimately strong — most accounts this size are lucky to hit 0.6%. Your audience still cares.
Daily posting cadence locked in
You're feeding the algorithm exactly what it wants: consistent, fresh content. No ghosting, no excuses.
Video-first strategy
8/12 recent posts are video. You understand the format war is over and Reels won.
Authentic voice cuts through
The rambling, unpolished style is polarizing but it's *yours*. People know what they're getting.

What's killing your reach

Bio is a corporate flex, not a value prop
high
Five lines of titles, investments, and logos. Zero clarity on *why* someone should follow. A cold visitor has no idea if this is motivation, marketing advice, or a VC diary.
Hook structure is repetitive and soft
medium
Top captions open with 'I'm sooooooooo tired…' 'I know so many of you don't believe me…' 'Sometimes silly shit…' — these are diary entries, not scroll-stoppers. You're banking on brand recognition instead of earning the first 3 seconds.
Ellipses overload kills readability
medium
Every caption is drowning in '…' like a 2009 MySpace post. It slows the read and makes even sharp ideas feel meandering.
No clear CTA or next step
medium
Captions end with vibes, not action. No 'DM me X,' 'grab the link,' 'tag someone who needs this.' You're leaving engagement and conversions on the table.
Name field wastes SEO real estate
low
'Gary Vay-Ner-Chuk' with hyphens is cute but unsearchable. Should be 'Gary Vaynerchuk | Marketing & Mindset' or similar to capture keyword traffic.

How we roasted your profile

No black box. Here's exactly what we analyzed.

Public profile

@garyvee

Bio + positioning

✈️CEO/Chairman @vaynermedia 🐈‍⬛CEO/Founder @veefriend…

Grid cohesion + hook strength

Last 12 posts analyzed

Engagement rate

111.00% across recent posts

Posting cadence

daily

Content mix

IMAGE 100% · VIDEO 800% · CAROUSEL_ALBUM 300%

Model: Claude reads your profile the way a first-time visitor would. No auth, public data only.Benchmarked against: top creators in your nicheLimits: public data only, no auth

Exact fixes

1
Rewrite bio to one clear promise
high impact
Replace the résumé with: 'Daily no-BS advice on marketing, mindset & building in public. CEO @vaynermedia, Founder @veefriends. Text me: 1-212-931-5731.' Lead with value, credentials second.
2
Front-load captions with a declarative hook
high impact
Swap 'I'm sooooooooo tired of…' for 'Most people will waste 2025 waiting for permission.' One punchy sentence, then context. Make it quotable in the first line.
3
Cut ellipses by 80%, add line breaks
medium impact
Use periods. Use white space. Let ideas breathe. The ramble works in video; in text it's a wall. Format for skim-readers.
4
Add one CTA per post
medium impact
'Tag someone grinding in silence.' 'DM me your biggest excuse.' 'Save this if you needed the reminder.' Give the audience a micro-action to boost signals.
5
Update name field for search
low impact
Change to 'Gary Vaynerchuk' (no hyphens) + keyword like 'Marketing' or 'Entrepreneur' so you show up when people search those terms.

Ready to fix this?

You're leaving money on the table. Let's close the gap.

aiOS will implement 5 fixes on your Instagram for you. 20 points of upside, hands-off. Your entire AI team, one text away.

How aiOS fixes this

An aiOS digital employee would take your voice memos and turn them into 30 caption-ready hooks with line breaks, CTAs, and zero ellipses — formatted for skim-readers, not therapy journals. It'd schedule them at your audience's peak times, auto-reply to DMs with qualifying questions, and surface the best engagement opportunities. You'd approve the batch in iMessage between meetings and never touch the app again.

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Then just text Gen to ship it

Fix this on my profile: Rewrite bio to one clear promise
Fix this on my profile: Front-load captions with a declarative hook
Fix this on my profile: Cut ellipses by 80%, add line breaks

Gen runs these from iMessage. No tab hopping.

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