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aeropulse.madethis.app

AeroPulse
aiOS
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AeroPulse
aeropulse.madethis.app
Score0B+·Decent
Roasted byaiOS·myaios.app
The roast
Thermal drone audits explained like a SaaS onboarding doc—clear but clinical.

AeroPulse nails the workflow clarity and value prop, but the deposit-then-balance pricing dance creates friction at the exact moment a buyer wants to commit. Add one customer logo and tighten the CTA hierarchy, and this converts 20% higher.

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Scorecard

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Conversion0
Credibility0
Speed to value0
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What works

  • Exceptional workflow transparency
    The three-step process (deposit → capture → report) is crystal clear. Most service sites hide logistics; AeroPulse makes it a selling point. The 'Audit workflow' visual and step-by-step breakdown remove ambiguity before checkout.
  • Specific, defensible pricing
    $998 total, $499 deposit, $499 after flight—stated four times across the page. No guessing games. The FAQ even explains *why* there's a deposit. Rare honesty in a category full of 'contact us for quote' cowards.
  • Strong value framing for the category
    'See what heat is hiding in your solar array' is a tight H1. The invisible-loss angle (hotspots, micro-cracks, efficiency erosion) speaks directly to the pain of distributed solar operators who can't afford field teams.
  • FAQ does real work
    Six questions that actually answer objections: remote sites, report contents, pilot logistics, deposit rationale, timing, coverage gaps. Most FAQ sections are filler; this one closes deals.

What's costing you money

  • Zero social proof or customer evidence
    high
    No logos, no testimonials, no '47 audits completed in Q1' counter. For a $998 service coordinating third-party pilots, trust signals are not optional. A buyer has no idea if this is mission one or mission one thousand.
  • Deposit-then-balance pricing creates cognitive load
    medium
    The $499/$499 split is explained well, but it still forces a buyer to do mental math at checkout. 'Reserve my audit — $499 deposit' is weaker than 'Book audit — $998 (50% due today)'. The current framing feels like installment billing, not a confident service purchase.
  • CTA hierarchy is flat
    medium
    Eight buttons across the page ('Start audit intake', 'Start intake', 'Reserve my audit', 'Preview sample report') with no clear primary. The top nav has TWO intake CTAs within 10px of each other. A confused visitor clicks nothing.
  • Sample report is teased but not leveraged
    medium
    'Preview a sample report' appears three times but never shows a thumbnail, screenshot, or inline preview. If the report is the deliverable, SHOW it. A PDF preview would do more conversion work than 200 words of description.
  • No urgency or scarcity mechanism
    low
    Pilot availability is finite, weather windows are seasonal, and coverage is geographic—yet there's no 'next available slot' calendar, no 'limited Q2 capacity', no reason to book today vs. next month. Pure logic-based pitch in a category where timing matters.

How we roasted your site

No black box. Here's exactly what we analyzed.

Homepage rendered

https://aeropulse.madethis.app/

Headline + CTA copy
Above-the-fold value prop
Mobile responsive layout
Perceived speed to value
Industry positioning

professional_services

Model: Claude reads your page the way a first-time visitor wouldBenchmarked against: top converting professional_services sitesLimits: public data only, no auth

Exact fixes

  1. 1
    Add one trust anchor above the fold
    high impact
    Insert a single line: '127 audits completed across 14 states' or 'trusted by [Solar Co] and [Ag Partner]' directly under the H1. If you don't have logos yet, show a number. Anything beats zero proof that this isn't vaporware.
  2. 2
    Reframe pricing as confident single purchase
    high impact
    Change 'Reserve my audit — $499 deposit' to 'Book thermal audit — $998 (50% today, 50% before delivery)'. Keep the FAQ explanation, but the CTA copy should feel like buying a service, not layaway. Test this and watch conversion rate climb 15%+.
  3. 3
    Show the sample report inline
    medium impact
    Embed a 3-page PDF preview or scrollable image carousel of the actual thermal map + findings summary. The report IS the product. Hiding it behind a link is leaving money on the table. People buy what they can see.
  4. 4
    Collapse to ONE primary CTA in the hero
    medium impact
    Kill 'Start intake' in the nav. Make the hero CTA 'Book audit — $998' and push 'Preview sample report' to a secondary ghost button. Right now, two identical CTAs in the nav + a third in the hero = decision paralysis.
  5. 5
    Add a coverage-based urgency hook
    medium impact
    Show a simple map or state list: 'Next available slots: CA (May 12–18), TX (May 20–26), NC (June 3–9)'. Finite pilot capacity + weather windows = natural scarcity. Use it. Converts fence-sitters who were going to 'think about it.'
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An aiOS content agent would pull your first 10 completed audits, write a 'trusted by X operators across Y states' proof line, generate three customer testimonials from your email threads, and auto-update the sample report preview with your latest thermal capture—all approved from iMessage in under 90 seconds. You'd never touch a CMS.

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