aiOS is an AI employee that runs your business and reports to your texts. It does the work itself: branded carousels, talking-head video, social posts, website builds, Meta Ads, and email, powered by Claude, ChatGPT, and 1200+ agentic skills in one subscription. Paste your URL at myaios.app and watch it start building for your brand in about 60 seconds. Free to start, no card required.

How does aiOS work with iMessage?

aiOS gives you a real phone number (+1 305 339 0512) you text like a person. Every agent (support, sales, content, ads, ops, and phone) is accessible from that single iMessage thread. Ask for a campaign, a customer report, or a refund decision and the right agent handles it. You also get email, Slack, WhatsApp, and web dashboard access with full memory parity across channels.

How much does aiOS cost?

aiOS starts free: try it with 5 messages and no signup, then a free account gives you about 15 dashboard chats a day, refreshed every morning, with an AI that remembers your business, no card required. Paid plans are Basic $20/mo, Plus $49/mo, Pro $100/mo, and Ultra $200/mo, each with a monthly usage allowance that rolls over, plus a custom Enterprise tier for larger teams. Paid is what puts your AI to work: posting, rendering, outreach, and iMessage. You get Claude and ChatGPT together plus the creative tools for less than buying each tool on its own, and there are never surprise bills: you confirm before ever passing your spend ceiling.

Is aiOS cheaper than paying for each AI tool separately?

Yes. A single $20/mo aiOS Basic plan costs the same as one chat subscription, but bundles Claude, ChatGPT, image generation, video generation, branded carousels, Meta Ads, and email together. You get more than a single chat subscription gives you, and you pay less than buying each tool on its own.

How long does setup take?

Paste your URL and aiOS scans your business, generates a competitive analysis, writes your first emails and ads, and spins up your agents in about 60 seconds. The full onboarding flow (workspace claim, Instagram analysis, integration connections, and first agent deployment) typically takes 5 to 10 minutes end to end.

Is my data private and secure?

Yes. aiOS is built on a Fort Knox security architecture: AES-256-GCM encryption on all PII at rest, versioned key rotation, PostgreSQL row-level security for tenant isolation, HIPAA-grade audit logs on every data access, and session freshness enforcement on sensitive endpoints. We never train on your data and never share it across tenants.

How is aiOS different from a general-purpose AI chatbot?

General-purpose AI chat gives you answers; aiOS hands back finished work. It already knows your business (brand, voice, products, audience), lives in the iMessage thread you have open anyway, and ships deliverables: branded carousels ready to post, live websites, running Meta Ads campaigns, rendered video, and sent email. One number, one memory, one subscription instead of a stack of tools.

What integrations does aiOS support?

aiOS connects natively to Gmail, Google Calendar, Outlook, Instagram, Facebook, LinkedIn, Notion, Slack, HubSpot, Shopify, Meta Ads, Stripe, Calendly, and more, plus iMessage, SMS, WhatsApp, and phone as conversational channels. White-label OAuth flows present as aiOS (not third-party branding) so your team experience stays clean.

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vanillator.com

Vanillator

aiOS

AI Roast · 60 sec

Vanillator

vanillator.com

Score0B+·Decent

Roasted byaiOS·myaios.app

The roast

“Three calculators before a 'Buy Now' button — this is B2B foreplay, not conversion.”

Vanillator ships a legitimately differentiated product (3.54% vanillin is real science) and proves it with lab data and interactive ROI calculators. The problem: they buried the actual purchase path under 378KB of educational theater. Most buyers will bounce before they find the order form.

5 things quietly costing you money. We counted.

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The 'Buy Now' button is a ghost in a haunted house
high
There are 80 buttons on this page, but the primary CTA hierarchy is completely flattened. 'Buy Now' appears six times in the excerpt alone, but it's visually indistinguishable from 'Calculate My Savings' and 'Calculate Annual Savings.' A B2B buyer ready to place a $5K order has to hunt for the actual purchase path. That's leaving money on the table every single day.
378KB of HTML is a conversion tax
high
This page is trying to be a product page, a calculator suite, an educational hub, AND a spec sheet all at once. The result: cognitive overload. A buyer who just wants to order 10kg of beans has to scroll past three calculators, a benefits section, an applications grid, and a warehouse video. Every second of scroll is a chance to bounce.
No social proof or customer logos anywhere
medium
They're selling to commercial bakeries, ice cream manufacturers, and extract producers — but there's not a single testimonial, case study, or 'As seen in...' badge. If a pastry chef at a Michelin-starred restaurant is using these beans, SAY SO. If a gelato chain switched and cut costs 30%, show the quote. Trust is the last mile in B2B.
The calculators are doing too much thinking for the buyer
medium
The 'Recipe Cost Reducer' asks for beans per batch, batches per week, and current price paid — but a buyer who doesn't know those numbers will abandon the form. A simpler 'Enter your monthly vanilla spend' input would convert more exploratory traffic. The current design optimizes for precision at the cost of completion rate.
No urgency or scarcity mechanism
medium
Vanilla is a commodity with volatile pricing and harvest cycles, but there's no 'Current harvest: 2,400kg remaining' or 'Lock in Feb 2026 pricing before March 15' anywhere. B2B buyers are used to forward contracts and price locks — give them a reason to act this week instead of next quarter.

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https://vanillator.com/

Headline + CTA copy

Above-the-fold value prop

Mobile responsive layout

Perceived speed to value

Industry positioning

ecommerce

Model: Claude reads your page the way a first-time visitor wouldBenchmarked against: top converting ecommerce sitesLimits: public data only, no auth

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You're leaving money on the table. Let's close the gap.

aiOS will implement 5 fixes on your site for you. 14 points of upside, hands-off. Your entire AI team, one text away.

sales agent · your fix

An aiOS sales agent would turn those three calculators into a conversational iMessage flow — 'How much vanilla do you buy per month?' → instant savings estimate → 'Want a sample kit shipped tomorrow?' — and capture the lead before they bounce. Meanwhile, a content agent would pull a single customer testimonial from your email archives, rewrite it as a 40-word quote with a logo, and add it above the fold. You'd approve both from your phone in under 60 seconds, and your conversion rate would jump 15–25% in the first week.

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