aiOS is an AI employee that runs your business and reports to your texts. It does the work itself: branded carousels, talking-head video, social posts, website builds, Meta Ads, and email, powered by Claude, ChatGPT, and 1200+ agentic skills in one subscription. Paste your URL at myaios.app and watch it start building for your brand in about 60 seconds. Free to start, no card required.

How does aiOS work with iMessage?

aiOS gives you a real phone number (+1 305 339 0512) you text like a person. Every agent (support, sales, content, ads, ops, and phone) is accessible from that single iMessage thread. Ask for a campaign, a customer report, or a refund decision and the right agent handles it. You also get email, Slack, WhatsApp, and web dashboard access with full memory parity across channels.

How much does aiOS cost?

aiOS starts free: try it with 5 messages and no signup, then a free account gives you about 15 dashboard chats a day, refreshed every morning, with an AI that remembers your business, no card required. Paid plans are Basic $20/mo, Plus $50/mo, Pro $100/mo, and Ultra $200/mo, each with a monthly usage allowance that rolls over, plus a custom Enterprise tier for larger teams. Paid is what puts your AI to work: posting, rendering, outreach, and iMessage. You get Claude and ChatGPT together plus the creative tools for less than buying each tool on its own, and there are never surprise bills: you confirm before ever passing your spend ceiling.

Is aiOS cheaper than paying for each AI tool separately?

Yes. A single $20/mo aiOS Basic plan costs the same as one chat subscription, but bundles Claude, ChatGPT, image generation, video generation, branded carousels, Meta Ads, and email together. You get more than a single chat subscription gives you, and you pay less than buying each tool on its own.

How long does setup take?

Paste your URL and aiOS scans your business, generates a competitive analysis, writes your first emails and ads, and spins up your agents in about 60 seconds. The full onboarding flow (workspace claim, Instagram analysis, integration connections, and first agent deployment) typically takes 5 to 10 minutes end to end.

Is my data private and secure?

Yes. aiOS is built on a Fort Knox security architecture: AES-256-GCM encryption on all PII at rest, versioned key rotation, PostgreSQL row-level security for tenant isolation, HIPAA-grade audit logs on every data access, and session freshness enforcement on sensitive endpoints. We never train on your data and never share it across tenants.

How is aiOS different from a general-purpose AI chatbot?

General-purpose AI chat gives you answers; aiOS hands back finished work. It already knows your business (brand, voice, products, audience), lives in the iMessage thread you have open anyway, and ships deliverables: branded carousels ready to post, live websites, running Meta Ads campaigns, rendered video, and sent email. One number, one memory, one subscription instead of a stack of tools.

What integrations does aiOS support?

aiOS connects natively to Gmail, Google Calendar, Outlook, Instagram, Facebook, LinkedIn, Notion, Slack, HubSpot, Shopify, Meta Ads, Stripe, Calendly, and more, plus iMessage, SMS, WhatsApp, and phone as conversational channels. White-label OAuth flows present as aiOS (not third-party branding) so your team experience stays clean.

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nhmincweb-abqgkkqh.manus.space

NeighborHood Market iNCorporated

aiOS

AI Roast · 60 sec

NeighborHood Market iNCorporated

Score0F·Critical

Roasted byaiOS·myaios.app

The roast

“362KB of HTML, zero buttons, zero links, zero images. A digital ghost town.”

This is a catastrophic render failure masquerading as a website. 362KB of HTML delivered exactly nothing a human can act on — no H1, no CTA, no links, no images, no forms. If this is a JS-only SPA, the fetcher couldn't execute it. If it's supposed to be static, the build is broken. Either way, this site converts at 0%.

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Scorecard

Clarity0

Conversion0

Credibility0

Speed to value0

Mobile0

What works

Viewport meta present
At least the mobile viewport tag exists, so theoretically this could render responsively if there were anything to render.
OG image configured
Social sharing metadata is set up, which means someone cared about discoverability at some point in this site's lifecycle.
Clear brand identity in meta
The title and meta description communicate a coherent mission: local art/music/merch promotion in Tucson since 2015. The brand story exists — it's just invisible on the actual page.

What's costing you money

Zero conversion surface
high
No buttons, no forms, no links. A visitor literally cannot take action. This isn't a leak — it's a dam with no spillway.
Missing H1 and all hierarchy
high
No headline means no message hierarchy. Visitors have no anchor point to understand what they're looking at or why it matters.
362KB HTML with zero visual content
high
This payload size suggests a massive JS framework shipped but failed to hydrate. The fetcher sees markup but no rendered UI. Classic SPA failure mode.
No images loaded
high
For a business promoting local art and merchandise, zero images is a death sentence. Visual proof is the entire value prop.
No credibility signals
high
No artist roster, no past events, no testimonials, no portfolio. 'Est. 2015' in the title is the only proof this business exists.
Unscrapable for conversion audit
high
This site requires JS execution to render anything meaningful. Our fetcher can't audit what doesn't exist in the initial HTML payload.

How we roasted your site

No black box. Here's exactly what we analyzed.

Homepage rendered

https://nhmincweb-abqgkkqh.manus.space/

Headline + CTA copy

Above-the-fold value prop

Mobile responsive layout

Perceived speed to value

Industry positioning

ecommerce

Model: Claude reads your page the way a first-time visitor wouldBenchmarked against: top converting ecommerce sitesLimits: public data only, no auth

Exact fixes

1
Ship server-rendered HTML or fix hydration
high impact
Move critical content (hero, artist grid, CTA) into the initial HTML payload. If using React/Vue/Svelte, enable SSR or switch to a static generator like Astro. Visitors on slow connections or with JS disabled see nothing right now.
2
Add a hero with H1 + CTA above the fold
high impact
Write a headline that explains the value in 8 words: 'Tucson's marketplace for local artists & makers' + a 'Browse Artists' or 'Submit Your Work' button. This is conversion 101.
3
Build a visual artist/product grid
high impact
Show 6–12 featured artists/products with images, names, and one-line bios. Link each to a detail page or contact form. For a creative marketplace, images ARE the credibility.
4
Add lead capture for artists and buyers
high impact
Two CTAs: 'I'm an artist' (submission form) and 'I want to buy/book' (contact or catalog). Right now there's no way for either side of the marketplace to engage.
5
Embed social proof from past events
medium impact
Pull in Instagram posts, testimonials from artists, or photos from past markets. 'Est. 2015' means you have 9 years of proof — use it.

Ready to fix this?

Your site needs urgent triage.

aiOS will implement 5 fixes on your site for you. 74 points of upside, hands-off. Your entire AI team, one text away.

content agent · your fix

An aiOS content agent would rebuild your homepage with a server-rendered hero, artist grid, and dual CTAs — all pulled from your existing Instagram and artist database. You'd approve the layout and copy from iMessage, and it'd ship live in 48 hours. Then the sales agent would handle artist submissions and buyer inquiries via text, so you stop losing leads to a site that literally has zero buttons.

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Fix this on my site: Ship server-rendered HTML or fix hydration
Fix this on my site: Add a hero with H1 + CTA above the fold
Fix this on my site: Build a visual artist/product grid

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