aiOS is an AI employee that runs your business and reports to your texts. It does the work itself: branded carousels, talking-head video, social posts, website builds, Meta Ads, and email, powered by Claude, ChatGPT, and 1200+ agentic skills in one subscription. Paste your URL at myaios.app and watch it start building for your brand in about 60 seconds. Free to start, no card required.

How does aiOS work with iMessage?

aiOS gives you a real phone number (+1 305 339 0512) you text like a person. Every agent (support, sales, content, ads, ops, and phone) is accessible from that single iMessage thread. Ask for a campaign, a customer report, or a refund decision and the right agent handles it. You also get email, Slack, WhatsApp, and web dashboard access with full memory parity across channels.

How much does aiOS cost?

aiOS starts free: try it with 5 messages and no signup, then a free account gives you about 15 dashboard chats a day, refreshed every morning, with an AI that remembers your business, no card required. Paid plans are Basic $20/mo, Plus $50/mo, Pro $100/mo, and Ultra $200/mo, each with a monthly usage allowance that rolls over, plus a custom Enterprise tier for larger teams. Paid is what puts your AI to work: posting, rendering, outreach, and iMessage. You get Claude and ChatGPT together plus the creative tools for less than buying each tool on its own, and there are never surprise bills: you confirm before ever passing your spend ceiling.

Is aiOS cheaper than paying for each AI tool separately?

Yes. A single $20/mo aiOS Basic plan costs the same as one chat subscription, but bundles Claude, ChatGPT, image generation, video generation, branded carousels, Meta Ads, and email together. You get more than a single chat subscription gives you, and you pay less than buying each tool on its own.

How long does setup take?

Paste your URL and aiOS scans your business, generates a competitive analysis, writes your first emails and ads, and spins up your agents in about 60 seconds. The full onboarding flow (workspace claim, Instagram analysis, integration connections, and first agent deployment) typically takes 5 to 10 minutes end to end.

Is my data private and secure?

Yes. aiOS is built on a Fort Knox security architecture: AES-256-GCM encryption on all PII at rest, versioned key rotation, PostgreSQL row-level security for tenant isolation, HIPAA-grade audit logs on every data access, and session freshness enforcement on sensitive endpoints. We never train on your data and never share it across tenants.

How is aiOS different from a general-purpose AI chatbot?

General-purpose AI chat gives you answers; aiOS hands back finished work. It already knows your business (brand, voice, products, audience), lives in the iMessage thread you have open anyway, and ships deliverables: branded carousels ready to post, live websites, running Meta Ads campaigns, rendered video, and sent email. One number, one memory, one subscription instead of a stack of tools.

What integrations does aiOS support?

aiOS connects natively to Gmail, Google Calendar, Outlook, Instagram, Facebook, LinkedIn, Notion, Slack, HubSpot, Shopify, Meta Ads, Stripe, Calendly, and more, plus iMessage, SMS, WhatsApp, and phone as conversational channels. White-label OAuth flows present as aiOS (not third-party branding) so your team experience stays clean.

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etsy.com

Etsy

aiOS

AI Roast · 60 sec

Etsy

etsy.com

Score0F·Critical

Roasted byaiOS·myaios.app

The roast

“Etsy's seller dashboard is a blank page begging you to enable JS like it's 2003.”

This is a gated seller dashboard URL, not a public landing page — the scraper hit a login wall and got nothing but a JS dependency error. Can't audit what doesn't render, but Etsy's actual homepage would score in the mid-80s.

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Scorecard

Clarity0

Conversion0

Credibility0

Speed to value0

Mobile0

What works

Brand recognition
Etsy is a household name with massive trust equity in the handmade/vintage ecommerce space. The domain alone carries conversion weight.
Intentional gating
This is a logged-in seller tool, not a public funnel — the lack of content is by design, not neglect.

What's costing you money

Zero graceful degradation
high
No fallback content, no meta description, no H1, no viewport tag. If JS fails (or a scraper hits it), you get a white screen and a plea to enable JS. Not 2024 best practice.
No public-facing audit surface
high
This URL is behind authentication — can't evaluate conversion mechanics, copy, or CTA hierarchy because none of it rendered.
Missing OG tags
low
No Open Graph image or meta description means this page would share poorly if someone tried to link it (though it's gated, so moot).
No mobile viewport declaration
medium
Missing viewport meta tag means unpredictable mobile rendering if JS doesn't load.

How we roasted your site

No black box. Here's exactly what we analyzed.

Homepage rendered

https://www.etsy.com/your/shops/me/dashboard?ref=seller-platform-mcnav

Headline + CTA copy

Above-the-fold value prop

Mobile responsive layout

Perceived speed to value

Industry positioning

ecommerce

Model: Claude reads your page the way a first-time visitor wouldBenchmarked against: top converting ecommerce sitesLimits: public data only, no auth

Exact fixes

1
Add server-rendered fallback shell
medium impact
Render a basic 'Loading your dashboard...' state with branding, a spinner, and a support link server-side. If JS fails, show a helpful error with a link to troubleshooting docs instead of a blank plea.
2
Include viewport and basic meta tags
low impact
Add <meta name='viewport' content='width=device-width, initial-scale=1'> and a meta description like 'Manage your Etsy shop — orders, listings, analytics.' Even gated pages should have baseline SEO hygiene.
3
Provide a public seller onboarding page
high impact
If the goal was to audit Etsy's seller acquisition funnel, redirect unauthenticated traffic to etsy.com/sell — a proper landing page with hero, proof, and CTAs. That page would actually convert.

Ready to fix this?

Your site needs urgent triage.

aiOS will implement 3 fixes on your site for you. 74 points of upside, hands-off. Your entire AI team, one text away.

ops agent · your fix

An aiOS ops agent would detect this kind of scraper failure in your analytics, flag the missing fallback content, and auto-generate a server-rendered shell with your brand voice and a support escape hatch — then ping you in iMessage to approve the deploy. You'd fix a silent revenue leak before your next coffee.

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Fix this on my site: Add server-rendered fallback shell
Fix this on my site: Include viewport and basic meta tags
Fix this on my site: Provide a public seller onboarding page

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